sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

necrophilofthefuture:

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

frankbainimarama:

bussyclench:

hoebutmadefashion:

airrogance:

iamweiner:

thighclapper:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

perfuckedtion:

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off